If you're traveling this weekend and you "opt out" of the body scan, you know you're gonna get patted down.....
Now I wonder.... Typically they have male TSA agents pat down men, and women agents pat down the ladies.... What if you tell your friendly neighborhood TSA agent that you're gay.... Can you request a pat down by an opposite gender agent? What if the agent is gay? What if he's gay AND handsome? I have questions....
Somebody try this for us and let us know how it goes
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How about sporting a cock ring and butt plug and insisting on the full body scan? What a waste of time and money this whole thing is....
ReplyDeletewait until pete has to be patted down by some bear-chaser...would luv to see that.
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